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Markus

Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.
Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
by olive green August 11, 2019
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Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.
Markus Parily
by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019
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Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler
by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019
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markus clarkus

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard
by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019
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MarkusJosefsen

A guy that likes too play fortnite and make tiktoks. Hes also a youtuber.
MarkusJosefsen is the best
by Axoptian November 6, 2019
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Markús

Markús is the single most beautiful man on the planet, he is kind trust worthy and is the absolute best material for a relationship. They are the best husbands. They are very sexy and easily likeable. He is a lady's man and can easily attract women with his amazing sense of humor. He is not a playboy, but rather a trusty guy. He loves to make friends, he is the kindest person in the world.
Markús is the best volleyball player.
Markús is so kind to everyone.
Markús is very trustworthy and a good friend.
by USA USA inside job in Septembe December 12, 2019
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Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.
«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»
by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019
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