Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

Marbles

Slang for testicles.

I'd like to gargle his marbles!'

-- From Southpark episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset -- 2006

by Chrissiann July 9, 2006

marble falls

boring...........has a walmart

1:I wish there was some place to go
2:we're in marble falls...

by riutyiutyiu April 19, 2011

Mackles

1. The JUNK!, Balls... anything sexually linking to a man's penis.

"Gosh Chris you have huuuge Mackles..."

"Dude, your mackles are way bigger than mine.."

"Can i play with your mackles?"

by MamaMAckles April 25, 2010

Marble Bag

The male genitalia. More specifically the scrotum.

Dude! You hit me right in the marble bag.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

marbled

Getting drunk and smoking weed at the same time.

I spent two months marbled out of my mind

by Murphdog January 25, 2006