marijuana

the best stuff ever

makes you feel good and relaxed

not bad at all

should be legal

i love to smoke marijuana

by calvizzal November 4, 2006

marijuana

A plant that gets you high

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit!

by weedman July 23, 2002

Marijuana

Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"

"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"

by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010

marijuana flow

The wonderful plant that gets people blazed

1:Yo dude I got the marijuana flow.

2:Bitch you blazed.

by Sketchyydakidd February 27, 2014

Marius Pontmercy

A character in Les Miserables who falls in love with some attractive stranger and then goes off to revolt against the French government with his hot friend Enjolras because the attractive stranger he fell in love with was taken away by her fake dad because her fake dad is running from an obsessive cop.
Portrayed in the 2012 movie of Les Miserables by the angel Eddie Redmayne.

Marius: "My name is Marius Pontmercy"
Cosette: "And mine's Cosette"

by _______________ummm January 3, 2016

Marius

A strong, muscular, extremely good-looking guy who get's all the girls. Everything he touches turns out perfect. He's also a fantastic driver and beates everybody in a race.

Person 1: Wow, did you See How he took that corner.

Person 2: He must be a Marius!
Person 3: Dude, he gets all those girls!

by Mark Bringsteen December 12, 2016

Oshite mairu

Mostly said by the Nobushi from For Honor. If you hear this, youre probaly fucked. Youll bleed to death or get kicked against a wall.

Oh no, not that Nobushi again...
Oshite mairu!
Fuck im bleeding again

by Power-Pope February 24, 2021