mangitis

A male that is said to have a man-gina

Dude you have mangitis

by blakis012 June 22, 2008

The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

by Ben Katz November 6, 2008

Manitoba

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.

Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!

by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005

manjit

eating quickly or at a fast constant speed

When hungry please MANJIT IT!!!

by kunta April 10, 2003

Land Manity

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.

*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?

by ATICUS September 12, 2006

ManBitch

a male who does more whining than a female and uttering of useless nonsense that doesnt go anywhere hence manbitch. uses phrases 8,9,10 year-old little girls would say such as ewwwwwwww omg lala skipping rope and so on

1.see that manbitch over there?
2.yea I see
1.he cries more than my 12 year old neice
2.no doubt too bad for him and his mommy

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

by hobberz April 10, 2011