A pointless three year exercise attempting to define the world of arse. possibly the toughest military course going exploring the powers of avoidance. ineptitude is a necessity - if not already possessed the individual will soon acquire this quality.
by manlog warrior February 26, 2004
Get the manlog mug.Someone who is boring, or a let down. Derived from the word Barry (Barry Manilow).
"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."
"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."
by Matthew Dyer July 12, 2004
Get the Manilow mug.Pronounced Period, but replacing the 'Pe' for 'Man'. It's when a guy wipes his arse and notices blood on the tissue. Usually from taking a huge shit, or wiping you're arse too hard.
"Oh mate, that dump I just took was so big it made my arsehole bleed"
"Is it your time of the month? Because that sounds like your manriod's come on."
"Is it your time of the month? Because that sounds like your manriod's come on."
by Owster May 16, 2006
Get the Manriod mug.Pronounced Period, but replacing the 'Pe' for 'Man'. It's when a guy wipes his arse and notices blood on the tissue. Usually from taking a huge shit, or wiping you're arse too hard.
"Oh mate, that dump I just took was so big it made my arsehole bleed"
"Is it your time of the month? Because that sounds like your manriod's come on."
"Is it your time of the month? Because that sounds like your manriod's come on."
by Owster May 23, 2006
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Get the Barry Manilow surprise mug.by *CiCi* November 6, 2007
Get the Manlimic mug.Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.
Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
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