Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.

She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.

by JediElle March 9, 2010

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

by Drama_King January 16, 2009

Manjon

Sanskrit word used to describe one who exhibits odd, but humorous sexual behavior. Those caught masturbating and those with unusual sexual fetishes were often deemed "manjon", and were made the laughingstock of the village.

I caught Jonathon masturbating into one of my socks the other day. He is such a manjon.

by mahalobrah May 28, 2010

Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.

There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.

by SammyNyc July 11, 2009

major crackhead energy

the definiton of major crackhead energy is whisper yelling the lyrics to money at two in the morning while on facetime with a friend who’s painting their lamp while putting tajin in their cranberry juice

person 1: ugh i’m staying the night at jordan’s house and she’s whispering yelling the lyrics to money

person 2: yo, same. elle is painting some stuff on her lamp while putting tajin in her cranberry juice like ?? what the hell ??
person 1: AND they’re on facetime at two in the morning. now that’s some major crackhead energy
person 2: for real

by rainbowjuulpod June 23, 2019