Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

H Maker

A slang word for gay- in the sexuality sense.
Thank about it like, two males standing, facing each other.
They make a figure "H."

"Dude, didn't you know he's an H Maker?"

by H Maker February 14, 2012

Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.

Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.

by Floorpetal March 9, 2022

garbage maker

This is when a man's penis can't make babies and juice produces hot garbage.

Get that garbage maker away from my bagina.

by TelsaT4 January 7, 2018

Maker's Itch

The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).

T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!

by WordMaker February 2, 2013

goody maker

The goody maker is the sexual organ that makes guys happy.

Come on baby, i wanna stick my disco stick in your goody maker. Let me just take a glimps at your goody maker.

by ajohn120 August 3, 2009

trike-maker

The annoying friend who can't take a hint and won't leave a guy and a girl alone.

"Yo, me and ma girl were trying to get down last night, but that trike-maker Tommy wouldn't get lost."

by ps64 December 17, 2009