I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.

Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).

by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006

my balls

the two words that preceed a noun or verb, whenever you see something amazing or retarded.

holy shit dude, did you see that 18 inch black dick on tv last night?

yeahhh, it was as long and thick as my balls.

i just smoked 9 joints, i'm as stoned as my balls.

shit on my balls, i just got that bitch pregnant, now i got another kid in another area code.

by SKEETSKEETMYBALLS! October 10, 2008

my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass

guys my balls itch so funny yerfvdbnioxkpo;';cghjkerlsdnfjgofplbjkdnjb

by SlideVR April 13, 2022

killing my balls

making me laugh so much that my balls die

"Hahaha, that's killing my balls."

by jebbbbzzzdebebz April 27, 2009

Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.

Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."

by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021

Jiggle My Balls

Someone telling another person to...'Fuck off' or 'fuck you'. You can also say JIGGLE MY DICK as well

Zach:blow me
Armando:jiggle my balls =
Zach:i boned your mom kid!

by Ana Alicia October 19, 2008

Dropped my balls

when one says to a nice helpful person i dropped my balls

brad "i dropped my balls can you pick them up"

ashley "of course i can brad whatd you want me to pick up your balls?"

by B-rad D' March 7, 2009