1 definition by SKEETSKEETMYBALLS!

my balls

the two words that preceed a noun or verb, whenever you see something amazing or retarded.

holy shit dude, did you see that 18 inch black dick on tv last night?

yeahhh, it was as long and thick as my balls.

i just smoked 9 joints, i'm as stoned as my balls.

shit on my balls, i just got that bitch pregnant, now i got another kid in another area code.

by SKEETSKEETMYBALLS! August 15, 2008