your mum

poor insult but a great phrase when havin a laff with friends
incorrect usage:

look at that fat b@!#$%£

erm ur mum

correct usage:

what are you doing tonite?

im doin your mum

i did her yesterday

is she good?

yes shes got a bucket!

mmm tasty

this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real
by jimbob the great October 25, 2006
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ya mum

i fucked ya mum....
twice
by ya mum October 14, 2003
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Mum Jeans

Really outrageously gross jeans worn by boys in their late teens, usually purchased by their mothers.
Check him out in his mum jeans and silver astroturfs D:
by personwhodislikeseerything March 11, 2010
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ben's mum

anything you want her to be........
omg i just had a ride on Ben's mum lololol

that was proper bad Ben's mum back there

person 1: "what happened to you last night?"
Person 2: "Well you know Ben's mum?"

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Elvis' mum

The mother of Elvis, the King of rock and roll. Because Elvis' mum is relatively unknown in her own right, she can be used to illustrate the lies or exaggerations told about others when the audience is unlikely to know the truth. When somebody exaggerates about themselves or others, an overblown claim about Elvis' mum can be used to show up the speaker as the rotter they are.
I could eat a thousand burgers, me.

Well, Elvis' mum could eat a billion spare ribs at one sitting. She once ate an entire horse. Not many people know it but that's actually where the phrase 'I could eat a horse' came from, Elvis' mum said it just before eating a horse.

by Banjo Bean July 12, 2006
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Ur Mum

1. A thing people say if you have a british accent and someone asks you a question and you're:
1A. bored
1B. insulting somebody
1C. acting like you have a british accent on the internet and insulting someone/are bored
2. A thing that retarded people say and think that when they do they're cool
3. The most amazing phrase in the world, as it has been here for so long and it has not died out.
1A.
John: "Hey, I went to the movies today."
Ben: "Huh. So did I"
John: "So what movie did you see?"
Ben: "Ur mum. >:D"
1B.
Joe: "You're such an idiot"
Sean: "Well, ur mum's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
1C.
dudelizard1337: "WAIT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LIKES TURTLES?
awesomeguy01: "Ur mum"
dudelizard1337: "wait... is that a bad thing?"
2.
(same as 1B)
3.
Johnny in 1975: "Ur mum's so fat she played pool with the planets."
Johnny in 2005: "Ur mum's so fat she... I got nuthin..."
by bakagain June 05, 2011
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Jacks Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
your mum jacks mum grimsby england jack
by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
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