James Moses

small and annoying

James Moses is so Small

by NeeHowDylan May 20, 2019

Going Moses

Going Moses is period sex. The man's cock parts the red sea just like the great Moses.

"Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."

"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"

by lil9ine6ix January 1, 2020

Mr Moses

Mr Moses is a kind, warm hearted man who loves his children dearly. He is very philanthropic and will not hesitate in doing the work of God.

Dear people, Be like Mr Moses

by Lakoto January 26, 2021

The Moses

When you lick someone elses fingers after they have been inside an asshole

The other day I was being electric and doing The Moses

by BallsToTheWallSL January 2, 2022

The Moses’ Special

When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.

“Wow, man. I really gave her the Moses’ special”

by Goblinbabe August 4, 2022

mutha fuckin Moses

To show high praise in a rather angry tone. Often regurgitated multiple time during an invocation, specifically during a military ceremony.

Praise be to mutha fuckin Moses!!

God bless this mutha fucka on his promotion!!

by Sam’s Shit Wagon November 7, 2022

part the pink sea like moses

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.

" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"

by Fanboy1692 May 4, 2018