moses

she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass

moses likes like he eats ass

by gfd g j April 10, 2022

Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.

“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”

by Abudora April 17, 2021

destaney moses

Very sexual lesbian that loves eating pussy for all meals of the day

Wow I really want a destaney moses

by Lesbian law March 13, 2017

Moses

The most popular fiction novel.

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.

by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021

Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.

I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.

by Hank Steele June 10, 2021

Stone Moses

set in their ways?

She’s like a stone moses

by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018

Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey

I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!

by anonymous November 21, 2021