Originally a site that parodied the stories of FML (Fuck My Life), it posted boring, simple and insignificant moments in life.
However, it is now, for the most part, an anonymous Twitter where pre-teens get shits and giggles from making obvious shout-outs to their boyfriends/best friends/crush/cancer patients, stories about how clever they can be in dissing Twilight, pathetic Harry Potter jokes, and idiotic Mystery Google moments. Yeah, your life is real average.
However, it is now, for the most part, an anonymous Twitter where pre-teens get shits and giggles from making obvious shout-outs to their boyfriends/best friends/crush/cancer patients, stories about how clever they can be in dissing Twilight, pathetic Harry Potter jokes, and idiotic Mystery Google moments. Yeah, your life is real average.
Today, my teacher made a clever joke that was so funny that I just have to tell everyone. I have such an awesome school!!! MLIA.
Today, I was bored so I went on mystery google. I typed in " Twilight Sucks" it then came up as " for sure " , thank you mystery google for assuring me that im not the only one that doesnt like twilight =) . MLIA
Today, I was bored so I went on mystery google. I typed in " Twilight Sucks" it then came up as " for sure " , thank you mystery google for assuring me that im not the only one that doesnt like twilight =) . MLIA
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A website full of lovers, of Harry Potter, Disney movies, Coloring Books, Ninjas, Dinoswars, Bubble Wrap, and the occasonal Tree Climber, and twi****t haters, who slip on banana peels, read(way to much), sing at random times, and go on intense adventures. There is an avrage word of the daY, AND THE OCCASONIAL NINJA(invisibLE) WORD(STUPID CAPs lock)EX. pseudonym, ,or soap.
A website full of lovers, of Harry Potter, Disney movies, Coloring Books, Ninjas, Dinoswars, Bubble Wrap, and the occasonal Tree Climber, and twi****t haters, who slip on banana peels, read(way to much), sing at random times, and go on intense adventures. There is an avrage word of the daY, AND THE OCCASONIAL NINJA(invisibLE) WORD(STUPID CAPs lock)EX. pseudonym, ,or soap.
EX. Today, I looked up the definition of Edward Cullen in Urban dictionary. The first definition was "A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle." To make things better, the example was "This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!". This pretty much made my day. MLIA
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by Maddest of the O's May 24, 2011
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Capable of winning everything, but also losing in the worst ways: UEFA Champs League Final @ Istanbul, Milan 3 - 3 Liverpool -> Reds Champs after penalties..
The only reason they win is beacuase they get money form the current Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi (a piece of shit). Of course, money is not the principal reason, the thing is that Berlusconi is a mobster, so he threatens the referees so they make little favors during the match for his team. Before he became owner of the club, AC Milan were in Serie B (Italian Second Div.)...
Capable of winning everything, but also losing in the worst ways: UEFA Champs League Final @ Istanbul, Milan 3 - 3 Liverpool -> Reds Champs after penalties..
The only reason they win is beacuase they get money form the current Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi (a piece of shit). Of course, money is not the principal reason, the thing is that Berlusconi is a mobster, so he threatens the referees so they make little favors during the match for his team. Before he became owner of the club, AC Milan were in Serie B (Italian Second Div.)...
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Once "paying" (condemned for selling matches), once for free (that is, well deserved).
Doing much better since the arrival of a well-known convict, but it's just a question of time.
Once "paying" (condemned for selling matches), once for free (that is, well deserved).
Doing much better since the arrival of a well-known convict, but it's just a question of time.
"I heard that AC Milan was so bad that once played in the second division, is that true ?" - "No, it actually happened twice".
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Everyday, we’ve been living in America for quite a few years. However my siblings and I STILL answer the door with “meeeen??” MLIAR
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