Mississippi Queen

Rhyming Slang - An expression which rhymes with a word and then using that expression instead of the (in my case) word/s.

"Mississippi Queen!" instead of saying "know what I mean".

"She's trouble, Mississippi Queen!"

" It'll happen when it happens, Mississippi Queen!"

And you have to sing it like Fogerty would.

by Robert Geary July 3, 2010

Mississippi Mudslide

The process by which the woman lays down on her back and the guy spreads his butt cheeks apart and begins to rub his asshole on her face until there is a black streak from her chin to her forehead.

Oh man, I can't wait to give this chick a Mississippi Mudslide.

by Guy With Gross Terms May 8, 2010

Mississippi Mudmonster

A very fluid-like excrement (usually with chunks) released into the clothing; either intentionally or unintentionally; normally performed during or after a heavy drinking binge.

After waking up from blacking out, Cassandra had a mississippi mudmonster in her panties.

by Corovius February 3, 2010

Mississippi Boatride

When two people are having sex in the shower and one of the two people drop a deuce. The deuce then slides to the drain like a boat and swirls around in the drain.

Female: "I can't believe that you did that in the shower this morning!"
Male: "They refer to me as the captain of the Mississippi Boatride."

by filthyg June 2, 2011

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

mississippi milkshake

after anal sex drink cum

lets mississippi milkshake

by bigcummies6969 August 30, 2023

Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.

Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?

by yehohash February 18, 2010