Mike Mangini 

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

Mike Mangini by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

mixmaster mike 

Current DJ of the Beastie Boys.

Mixmaster Mike with the scratch routine.

mixmaster mike by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005

mike hawk 

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

mike hawk by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021

Mike Wazowski 

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

Mike Wazowski by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Mike Wheeler 

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

Mike Wheeler by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

Mikedamic 

An Absolute Chad,Moderator on Discord and Reddit,Has already fucked your mom, 3'6 (among us) , Underachiever, Well known for being a MILF Hunter in the scientific community (reddit), Watches loli hentai.

Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN

Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*

Mikedamic by HyperShrine March 12, 2021

Mike Rakhabit 

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

Mike Rakhabit by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005