Mebounds

Pronunciation: /mee-boundz/

Plural of "mebound"

A "rebound" stat that only exists because you bricked your own garbage shot—on purpose. Usually flaunted by players who shoot like they're aiming for the popcorn guy, then chase down their own mess with holy conviction. The real magic? Acting like each mebound was a calculated masterstroke, then flexing on the bench like they just reinvented basketball.

Alternate definition:
When your field goal percentage is so trash, you invent a whole new stat line to stay relevant—mebounds: because why pass when you can just be your own assist?

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Origin:
First coined courtside by teammates too polite to say "stop shooting" and too tired to keep rebounding for you.

See also:

Stat padding

Self-sabotage with hustle

Russell Westbrick

"Trust the process"

"Yo, Jalen dropped 22 mebounds last night. Dude went 3 for 28 but padded the box score like a champ."

by Rebound Jesus June 17, 2025

megoplita

The best transformers ship in the world

Friend 1: A what transformers art you like?
Friend 2: Megoplita.
Friend 1: Now we're BFFs!

by 87r&U]|X7\9jB`y_8Vj July 25, 2025

Mego

Mego is a word that is used by believing in your self and stretching yourself.

I will be megoing, in the next few months to become the best version of myself.

by anonymous August 22, 2025

megoplita

The best transformers ship in the world.
(Essentially it's Megatron x Optimus for megop and Optimus x Elita for the oplita part. Together it is megoplita)

Transformers fan #1: Hello! Do you prefer megop or oplita
Transformers fan #2: Both. Megoplita.
Transformers fan #1: Omg, you are ONIPOTENT

by 87r&U]|X7\9jB`y_8Vj October 26, 2025

Meguca

A magical girl in the show *Puella Magi Madoca Magica*, originates from a humorous spelling of magica in a heavily memed series of 4chan posts where the magical girls are consistently and exclusively refered to as megucas.

Being meguca is suffering.

-- Coobie

by Put you are Name here December 3, 2025

jack megoff

That's right meg from family guy has a bigger cock then u

jack megoff she's getting lonely keemstar

by Megatronious August 23, 2017

Douche-McGouche

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.

Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche

by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018