Fuck that bitch he's a poser and a loser and if he ever asks you to go to the galleria, SAY NO! He is just trying to get you to put your mouth around his dick! Don't fall for his tricks. He says that he is tall when we all really know he is only 5'2, and if he starts talking about his brother, just go tell him to suck his own dick. He is very desperate and you should not be friends with him, and definitely avoid doing anything else.
Patricia: "So are you talking to any guys right now?"
DeLinda: "Yeah... but it's nothing I think that he might be a Lucas."
Patricia: "HOLY SHIT DELINDA! You've gotta beware of those hoes! Don't go to the galleria with them! He just wants you to suck his dick!"
DeLinda: "Yeah... but it's nothing I think that he might be a Lucas."
Patricia: "HOLY SHIT DELINDA! You've gotta beware of those hoes! Don't go to the galleria with them! He just wants you to suck his dick!"
by Freaking Horse Girl March 30, 2019
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Get the Lucas mug.A guy that smells like cheese, is obsessed with his girlfriend, and literally always brings noodles to school for lunch. His hair is always extremely greasy too. Literally LOVES grated romano cheese from Olive Garden.
Oh, you have Grated Romano Cheese? You'd better hide it from Lucas!
Yeah, I heard he's addicted to it. We should probably have an intervention. I'm concerned for his health and well-being.
Yeah, I heard he's addicted to it. We should probably have an intervention. I'm concerned for his health and well-being.
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"Hey guys remember it's T-Mobile Tuesday, get your free Slow cooker Sunday aprons."
"Lucas, why..?'
"do you want one?"
"Obviously."
"Lucas, why..?'
"do you want one?"
"Obviously."
by doctorislamhere May 24, 2018
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