london town

an alternative name referring to London used mainly by the ignorant (e.g tourists) and pretencious twats.

"You've never been to London town"

by itsmeJT September 30, 2007

London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.

Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.

by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018

loldongs

loldongs is a word that means ur a fucking spastic cunt that still uses loic in 2017. haha m8

that fucking retard from hf uses loic what a loldongs

by Biglongdickjohn July 2, 2016

London

The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.

London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.

by london123 May 28, 2006

Londonderry

A town in southern New Hampshire filled with band geeks that think theyre cool. Macks Apple owns 300 percent of the town. Largest population of zebras in the United States. Name originated from the city of Londonderry, Japan. African American percentile is around negative 20 percent as stated in the 2003 census. The basement of the local library is a breeding ground for flaming robot nazis. Pockets of radiation have lead to the mutation of locals giving them supernatural abilities including but not limited to: faster growing fingernails, glowing eyes, and flaming cocks.

I cant wait to leave londonderry and move to a REAL town

by Coach Rich October 7, 2009

Multicultural London English (MLE)

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

London

Slang for "toilet" in Indian English

Origins - The struggle for freedom during the British Raj, when policies passed in London (capital of the UK) were largely unpopular in the Indian sub-continent.

I'm going to London to look at the Queen, meaning "I'm gonna go take a dump (wishfully thinking it would land on the Queen of England)"

by noassassin December 6, 2010