Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

by dbdbdpd July 11, 2009

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip February 1, 2014

Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i June 6, 2018

free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

by Manbeast December 13, 2006

Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes July 15, 2008

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006