Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.
“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”
by beeflizardman November 24, 2019
To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf November 28, 2017
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
by thefolge March 08, 2008
Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.
Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
by Alex Bailey May 18, 2005
An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.
by lolligagger69 April 22, 2009