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slippery lizard

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 3, 2022
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ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy
Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
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praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)
Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"
by praiselizard May 20, 2017
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lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003
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Gopher Lizard

An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.
There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.
by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009
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liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
by thefolge March 7, 2008
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flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.
Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005
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