lucifers lettuce

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil

Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man

by superstoner20000 February 29, 2012

pittsburgh lettuce

Pittsburgh lettuce is when you put chips on a sandwich.

Those fat yinzers love to put Pittsburgh Lettuce on their sandwiches.

by primordial superman September 17, 2018

the devils lettuce

Weed. Nuff' said

Look at the devils lettuce bro.

by Uehdihfiiri April 25, 2016

Lettuce Wrap

When a woman rubs your dick in between her pussy lips with and up and down motion.

Teezy gave me an awesome lettuce wrap last night, made me nut like crazy!!!!

by K-Trak November 4, 2007

skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015