lucifers lettuce

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil

Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man

by superstoner20000 January 30, 2012

pittsburgh lettuce

Pittsburgh lettuce is when you put chips on a sandwich.

Those fat yinzers love to put Pittsburgh Lettuce on their sandwiches.

by primordial superman September 17, 2018

the devils lettuce

Weed. Nuff' said

Look at the devils lettuce bro.

by Uehdihfiiri January 14, 2016

Lettuce Wrap

When a woman rubs your dick in between her pussy lips with and up and down motion.

Teezy gave me an awesome lettuce wrap last night, made me nut like crazy!!!!

by K-Trak October 18, 2007

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman April 01, 2020

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

Stank lettuce

Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc

Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce

On god

by LikeyacutG September 11, 2020