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Land of Oz

Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.
Mary-What form of birth control do you use?

Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.
by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009
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Linga-Land

'England' but for the Memers of only the highest regard.
"Where are you from good Sir?"
"Linga-land old sport" .

" Oh, my apologies for disturbing your graceful presence".
"Not need".

" very well".
"good day Lord Memeington"

" Good day pesant".
by LordMemington April 26, 2019
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BonBon-Land

BonBonland is a theme park in denmark ( the greatest country ).

Disclaimer : many people have died there
Ima go die in BonBon-Land by getting swinged 120 kmh up in the air
by BigDaddyAlbert69 September 8, 2021
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Stoney Land

"Perpetual state of being stoned" as defined by Doobie
"Robert didn't know he was late for work, because he was in Stoney Land!!!"
by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011
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land anchor

A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.
Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.
by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008
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Land Cannons

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"
by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011
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Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia
1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...
by ankle April 20, 2006
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