Lance stroll is the sweetest underrated f1 driver there is, he is known for being called “daddys money” due to his loving relationship with his father, Lawrence Stroll, but despite this Lance is the most genuine person on the grid, hes aware he comes from money and is thankful for his dad. I love lance stroll.
person without a living father - “lance stroll is a shit driver, daddys money. 🤡🤡”
“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”
“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”
by jaasminee! July 31, 2023
You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)
You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass
You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass
by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009
by TOOSBOY October 29, 2020
technically he is weird, annoying but once you get to know him you will most likely be his friend and a good friend he will cheer you up when you are depressed when you are sad. he will be your best friend.
by SCP definition uploader April 16, 2017
She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."
by 22611 July 25, 2006
Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 16, 2007
A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.
by Ryan Agee May 09, 2007