Long Effect

The "Long Effect" originates from the the city of philadelphia. It's when someone goes from a gym bro to a slacker and months even years pass from getting gains. The individual starts suffering from delusions of false strength, endurance and overall discipline but really is just a small, fragile, female dog. This disease can last a lifetime and is extremely contagious.
" He said he was coming to the gym today but I guess not lol it must be the "Long effect".
by Dai Lo Lord Fourth October 20, 2022
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Jack long

Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big
Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill
by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017
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Long Donging

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

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Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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bob long

paintball manufacturer make, creater of the alias and the intimidator, also the ironmen.
Dude that guys got an ironman, damn hes hailing paint at us
by Jayrider April 25, 2005
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long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.
Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.
by alberto pardsnip August 12, 2010
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Long Island

A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.
There are actually decent people on Long Island.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005
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Long tings

An expression to imply that a given activity or event is tiresome or not worth one’s time.
Boss: You need to finish that report before you leave.
Employee: Ahh, 'low it man, dat's long tings bruv.
by dan_man_BTN July 31, 2008
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