Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

Do you listen to Monster ?

if someone asks you if you listen to "Monster" by Seulgi and Irene, they ask if you're wlw.

Pers. 1 :" I like red velvet."
Pers. 2: " Do you listen to Monster ?"
Pers. 1: " Ohhh... yes, I do.."

by Imjaredim19 August 7, 2020

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Noone is listening

Enough you are doing it to make doing it worthwhile.

Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024