a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!
Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind
by Mole-RatBanger69 September 9, 2020
Get the Lemon Lordmug. when a shit burns your ass
by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
Get the lemon shitmug. by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016
Get the lemon dickmug. A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.
"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."
by Hippie Dave January 2, 2009
Get the Lemon Coolermug. by Fjqjqkaz7gevwqjaiqoq March 20, 2022
Get the Keep it lemonmug. A game, usually played while drinking, where you put a lemon slice in your mouth and suck on it as long as possible. Unlike in the game of life, the person who sucks the longest wins.
First seen in the "Prince" episode of New Girl.
First seen in the "Prince" episode of New Girl.
"Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, and you dingbats are playing lemon mouth. Rind me, woman." -Schmidt
by Kelsey McJon February 4, 2014
Get the lemon mouthmug. A bomb form of marijuana that has a lemon taste. Very strong cannabis and was actually a 2008 Cannabis Cup winner.
by Ca.Ri November 22, 2009
Get the Lemon Hazemug.