Tasty Leather

A very tan older woman's vagina.

Man, last night I was with that cougar. But damn was that some tasty leather.

by slick hemlock September 1, 2009

hell for leather

Also hell-for-leather. To ride or race at a breakneck speed. To ride recklessly or with abandon.

While racing my Honda CBR, I came around that corner riding hell for leather.

by EndoCanuck October 8, 2003

You're with me, leather

The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com

Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*

by Cory Anotado July 4, 2006

Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

by Shady Dip March 8, 2008