labtop

a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in Oakland

MAN MY FUCKING SCREEN IS CRACKED ON MY LABTOP
AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW
THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S

why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here
its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?

a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his shit
one love

the goon says thanks in advance lol

by tweezebabymama November 2, 2009

laptopper

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

by bugeisha February 9, 2008

Laptoparotomy

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.

"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "

by Notherthing August 24, 2018

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

laptip

noun. sexual innuendo. The tip of a mans lap.

FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.

by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008

latop

A person who types Laptop wrong.

How could you spell Laptop wrong? Your such a Latop

by Morrigan Maeve December 4, 2020

Lantopi

Lantopi is a type of feeling that you have after getting off the bus. Ears up, legs unfelt, and ringing in your ears. It is usually considered a 612 feeling.

Bus driver: GET OFF THE BUS!
Person: Sorry, oh my lord im feeling LANTOPI.

by Amelia Roberto August 6, 2021