phantom kill

someone lies about banging a girl, therefore creating a phantom kill.

fake sex kill kill list taylor

"Taylor told me he totally fricked Kandi."
"She told me he didn't, thats a phantom kill ."
"Taylor has a bunch of phantom kills ."
"Ya, I know."

by wassupnow February 2, 2009

pope killer

A giant, raging boner, capable of slaying the leader of the worldwide Catholic church.

I woke up with a serious pope killer at 3AM, so I slipped my girl the midnight creeper.

by PopeKiller July 28, 2009

chill and kill

to smoke weed then proceed to play a first person shooter video game

Friend on phone: Hey, wanna come over? I got my xbox and bong out, you want to chill and kill??

Responding friend: Sure, I'll bring over to black ops!!

by I'd rather not say. 026 June 23, 2011

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Kila

A very cool sweet nice person who's all around AWESOME. any person who is her friend is very lucky cause she's the best.

Person 1: wow look at her she's so nice and sweet

Person 2: cool ur right her name must be kila

by I luv people 100 July 27, 2016

Kill Hat

U.S. Marine Corps nickname for the Drill Instructor at one of the two Marine Corps Recruit Depots assigned to a platoon of recruits and in charge of discipline. Sometimes combined with the Heavy Hat who is in charge of instructing drill.

"I was falling asleep in class when my Kill Hat caught me. I spent the next 30 minutes in the sand pit..."

by Pylon0311 October 1, 2012

Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011