Kaleb

Kaleb is an over weight person who thinks he is all that but could never get a girl. He likes to act tough, but could get beat up by the weakest link in a group. He tries to act black, but gets bullied by the black people for trying to act like them.

Lauren: dang that fat guy over there is a total kaleb

William: ya he's trying to hard to be black

Lauren: I could never date a keleb

by Hefgkgddhjjhgry May 1, 2020

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Kaleb Bang

A 5’2 shirv mangler who gets carried in die and thinks he’s good. Papa girth is his daddy

Oh my god Kaleb bang got glue in his asshole.

by Shrivson69 June 1, 2020

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kaleb

he will kill you (probably)

look out, it's kaleb!

by i knowing March 7, 2022

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Kaleb Cramblett

A skinny white dude who skateboards and plays video games and loves to kiss his dog

Wow is that Kaleb Cramblett?
Yes it is.
Is he making out with his dog?

Yes he is.

by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021

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kaleb bradham

A boy who loves hugs and loves meat riding he loves a long shlong and loves trains

He looks like a kaleb bradham

by longboatwithasail February 2, 2022

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Kaleb

Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!

TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever

Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.

by dawhitegayboi September 14, 2022

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