Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020

fruity..kiwi

ur mom

im in love with fruity..kiwi

by oneofyourmoots July 21, 2021

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

Basically when the nutsack is very hairy

I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi

by Munch709 February 2, 2017

Kiwi

A kia vehicle shaped kiwi

Hey did you see that kiwi over there, i think im gonna buy it.

by Kiwi seed August 13, 2017