Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019

Kevin

Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".

Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.

by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021

kevin

a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.

Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin

by Joshuapeter45 October 5, 2017

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.

Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive

by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018