lady junk

Not the booty but all that other junk 'down there'

"My ass is sore after that bike ride but not nearly as sore as my lady junk"

by mandylouise July 25, 2007

junk sick

1. the nausea commonly experienced by narcotics users after the drug begins to wear off.

2. withdrawals caused by using narcotics, similar to the symptoms of the flu.

+ I'm junk sick from all the percocet I railed last night.

+ I feel all shaky and horrible, like I'm gonna puke. I must be junk sick again.

+ you must be sick from all that junk you've been shooting.

by cafebrulot November 10, 2008

Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag

Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...

by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009

What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

junk tweet

Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom December 2, 2011

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019