A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.
"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".
by AbCdEf November 23, 2013
Get the Joshmug. A sud muffin who's a failed attempt at suicide (and a shining example of oof the condom broke) and the worst Roblox player
Fuck Josh
by Ez Eli May 9, 2019
Get the Joshmug. Lulu: omfg I HATE YOU! YOUR A FUCKEN JOSH!!
Bob: woaaah, I can't believe you just called me josh...
Lulu: well you are.
Bob: woaaah, I can't believe you just called me josh...
Lulu: well you are.
by brainerhatercrew <33 November 14, 2010
Get the Joshmug. Noun (Josh) Verb (joshing) - a person who gets very angry very easily, has a small penis, and supports nazism. Easily obsessed with something and it's automatically better than anything you think is cool. Chops Mormons
"Dude calm down, you're joshing right now"
"Come on man don't be a Josh."
"Don't Josh at Isaiah, he's very fragile"
"Come on man don't be a Josh."
"Don't Josh at Isaiah, he's very fragile"
by Kill3rcat456 May 11, 2016
Get the Joshmug. He's pretty much the coolest guy, and an AWESOME best friend. He can make you feel better on your darkest days, and always knows the right things to say. He compliments you, though you feel like complete crap, and has great style. This guy is great to have around.
Who's your best friend?
It's Josh!
It's Josh!
by bestfriendsofnphs August 25, 2011
Get the Joshmug. Unstoppable and sexy man with no weakness. He beats his foes with his genius and skills. Not afraid of anything. Super brave. Super smart. Rocket Scientist. Everyone looks up to him.
by Ninja boy 123 July 8, 2011
Get the Joshmug. The cutest, sweetest guy and best friend a girl could ever ask for. An amazingly smart person who is the best singer ever known to man. Is underestimated by many, but doesn't deserve to be. Will someday rule the world with kindness and good decisions.
by ILOVETHISHOTGUYNAMEDJOSH July 9, 2011
Get the Joshmug.