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The sexiest fish the ever live. Some may say Joseph Diaz is the sexiest fish alive. Especially when cooked to the finest fry. I love you Joseph. Cover me in your fish juices daddy...
by Michelle Givenchi January 6, 2018
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Joseph is an amazing and beautiful character. He is kind and loving when you get to know him, but can sometimes seem too spooky if you don't.

He is a guy you can totally fall in love

with as if he has cast a spell upon you with his totally magical powers.

Halloween is when Joseph is in full bloom, being the life of the party (as ever) and serving the twists that y'all wanted day in and day out.

He sometimes doesn't know what he wants but you will always be there for him whenever he needs you. He makes you smile just at the thought of him and it makes you happy that you met him.

If only you could reverse time to when you were being a cold bitch towards him and stop any apprehension that he may have now.

You miss him whilst he is away for work and are planning to do so much exciting things with him once he returns. So many adventures that you can do together.

He is a top class witch and has somehow stolen your heart and then flown away in his broom with it.

Joseph is amazing, and you should always treasure him.
by StevieFuckingNicks August 25, 2019
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A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
by .:.:...........:.;:.;. September 27, 2018
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The biggest pedo you will ever meet. Likes to whip his meat around in front of minors. Josephs are the natural prey of the Finns. They like men. They pretend to dislike people disrespecting them but actually love to be degraded. Every women they get with leave them in a month or less. likes kids
"GET THE KIDS INSIDE ITS JOSEPH!!!"
by finn's mother October 27, 2022
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A fat piece of shit slut whore that uses his grandmas glass banana in the fruit bowl to stick it up his ass. He also likes to have sex with his Spanish teacher names Mrs segui
I met a total Joseph today
by Amss leader September 23, 2019
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Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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The name of a man who ends up ruining your life.
Patricia: I’m sorry that person put you through all that pain, that must me a Joseph.
by AAron_pleasehelpme October 20, 2019
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