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Joseph

A stick or twig with break if you breath on it
wow Joseph is a real twig I accidentally sneezed on him and he broke
by Alex 😝✌ October 24, 2019
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Joseph

The biggest pedo you will ever meet. Likes to whip his meat around in front of minors. Josephs are the natural prey of the Finns. They like men. They pretend to dislike people disrespecting them but actually love to be degraded. Every women they get with leave them in a month or less. likes kids
"GET THE KIDS INSIDE ITS JOSEPH!!!"
by finn's mother October 27, 2022
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Joseph

Joseph is an amazing and beautiful character. He is kind and loving when you get to know him, but can sometimes seem too spooky if you don't.

He is a guy you can totally fall in love

with as if he has cast a spell upon you with his totally magical powers.

Halloween is when Joseph is in full bloom, being the life of the party (as ever) and serving the twists that y'all wanted day in and day out.

He sometimes doesn't know what he wants but you will always be there for him whenever he needs you. He makes you smile just at the thought of him and it makes you happy that you met him.

If only you could reverse time to when you were being a cold bitch towards him and stop any apprehension that he may have now.

You miss him whilst he is away for work and are planning to do so much exciting things with him once he returns. So many adventures that you can do together.

He is a top class witch and has somehow stolen your heart and then flown away in his broom with it.

Joseph is amazing, and you should always treasure him.
by StevieFuckingNicks August 25, 2019
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Joseph

A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
by .:.:...........:.;:.;. September 27, 2018
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Joseph

The nicest guy you ever meet. He has the biggest dick and gets all the bitches.
Did you see Joseph, he looks so hot today.
by Its your boi October 12, 2017
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Joseph

Joseph: the type of idiot to think a girl loves him but she really doesn’t he often acts like he’s amazing but he isn’t
Did you see that guy hitting on that girl? He thought she was into him what a Joseph move
by TheOnlyRealMeaning April 23, 2018
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Joseph

Joseph is my brother it's the best thing that I have in the world I
One time a psychologist told me you value because one person in the world you know so that the universe loves and when I wanted the first person to learn to take the that my the same way that I am could my brother be he holding to my sense of the prized being was I love you so much little brother my self
Joseph
by Sanaz tan October 9, 2018
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