Joeling

To stroke your meat in semi-public area (bathrooms, churches, schools, etc)

Joel was caught Joeling in church again

by Joelingprowess August 30, 2025

Joelene

Joelene is such an amazing person her looks are stunning she is so nice and cute she is really thoughtful and she is so beautiful if you are dating a joelene or know one in your life be careful and blessed to have her she is one of a kind so do not mistreat her anyways joelene is just so amazing and i love her

Joelene is perfect

by J11223 February 2, 2026

Joeling

Joeling is the deliberate practice of publicly expressing pessimism about one’s fantasy football matchup—often within a group chat—with the strategic intent of deflecting expectations, influencing superstition, and inviting favorable outcomes through reverse psychology. The act typically involves exaggerated doubt, self-deprecation, or preemptive concession, despite underlying confidence in a potential victory.

The group chat immediately recognized the joeling when he claimed his season was over right after the draft.

by Brickolantern December 25, 2025

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011