Sloppy Joes

Saggy, Fat boobs that go all over the place.

Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!

by DooDooMan November 6, 2007

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

Jobeth

A happy go lucky girl who is quiet but secretly has a bad side and a dirty mind. has major word vomit. She loves stuffed animals and often questions her sexual orientation.

Jobeth has ugly clothes but makes them look cute!

by stank clown March 10, 2010

Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013

Jobese

When you are so fate that your name fuses with an eating disorder

This kid is Jobese, don't talk to him.

by Jobese August 15, 2018

Jobshackin'

To perform any number of sexual acts (the more perverted the better, i.e. dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, etc..) in a construction site job shack during normal working hours, while a crew is working.

So I was jobshackin' this dirty slampig while I should have been framing up that house, and when I gave her the cajun hotstick she let out a yell so loud the entire crew knew what was goin' on and we got busted!

by bigboofer October 8, 2008

jobsploitation

making money from and cynically exploiting unemployed/employed people by forcing them to constantly update qualifications, jump hoops, pay to work, attend job seeker interviews, accept unsuitable employment etc.

A massive student debt and then years of jobsploitation to look forward to - I wouldn't like to be a young person these days!

by anotheratheist May 2, 2010