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that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
Get the jobby-jabber mug.When a senior member of staff uses, words such as obviously usually many times to explain a job to an employee, which they have took on
and blatantly have no clue what they are talking about! Often used in conjunction with lots of mumbling
The employer using Jobberish attempts to bamboozle the employee with lots of information given very quickly whilst also using the word obviously.... lots of times to imply the employee is not quite getting the obvious and is somehow dimmer than the user of jobberish! for not being quick on the uptake!
Jobberish = jibberish whilst explaining a job
and blatantly have no clue what they are talking about! Often used in conjunction with lots of mumbling
The employer using Jobberish attempts to bamboozle the employee with lots of information given very quickly whilst also using the word obviously.... lots of times to imply the employee is not quite getting the obvious and is somehow dimmer than the user of jobberish! for not being quick on the uptake!
Jobberish = jibberish whilst explaining a job
Employer: I need you to do this job for me..obviously it will need to be red and in a scale of (mumble) it will be made out of acrylic with (mumble) and obviously will need radius corners. Obviously i need this for (mumble) and the client will collect it on (mumble)
Employee: Your are talking utter jobberish!! please rephrase the above statement!!
Employee: Your are talking utter jobberish!! please rephrase the above statement!!
by Faffwell Jones May 23, 2013
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Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.
Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.
Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.
Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.
Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
by JubbersTim October 18, 2017
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Get the Jubber mug.often confused with JabbawockeeZ, which is a dance crew, a Jabberwocky is a mythical creature which is the subject of a poem written by Lewis Carol in the 1800s. Lewis Carol also wrote Alice in Wonderland and was toasted on oppium when writing both. the poem is as follows:
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
by LeroytheAmish December 4, 2009
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