Jewish....ism

Jewish is a race because they have skin

Jewish....ism is a race because they have skin like the rest of us

by Citedterror October 23, 2019

Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Jewish Docking

The act of a Jewish man rubbing the hand of another man.

"Oy vey! I'm down for some Jewish Docking. Let's touch tips!"

by Oz Goy April 6, 2021

Jewish Ankle

An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.

I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.

by CaCaCrowe April 27, 2019

Jewish hambly

A non-Jewish school kid who argues and likes to pick fights with other students. Usually unintelligent. Other names: jewisch hambley, Jewish hamboner, jew ham, Jamarcus hamson.

Did you hear about Gabriel Iglesias?
Yeah he's a total Jewish Hambly.

by PenisPickingPecker December 27, 2014

Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

by mrmott February 2, 2009

jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017