Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019
Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
by CStid38 January 06, 2018
1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024
The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!
Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
by FsFsmarc November 29, 2021