Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

Jesus Christ the Nazarene

God in the flesh.

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023

Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024

Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.

While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"

by poop master general October 14, 2022