Javier

javier a first when you meet him, he will be the nicest guy on the planet he will treat u like a queen. he will love you for a long time and care about you he will listen to your problems or anything you have to say to him. it will take only a few days to fall for him. You will find out that he likes you back so you guys start to hang out but then he starts saying he loves you everyday. Then he will just ghost you and act like he never knew you. And you start to think he's a liar because he was faking everything he said. He tells you that he never even wanted to date you but he did say he liked you. He calls you a loser and a liar for stuff you never did then he says that your done being friends.

¨javier is so nice¨ to ¨javier's such a liar¨
-this is what happened to me

by melsine December 6, 2022

Javier

a dude that likes big black oily men, is also cringe as fuck but doesn't know it. listens only to mid rap and is obsessed with anime.

Javier is a weeb.

by Panduck April 21, 2023

Javier

A liar. Flirts with another girl while he's in a relationship.

Javier thinks he can pull.

by Dont_Ever_Look_At_Me_ May 4, 2023

Javier

A VERY homosexual male. Javier is a rainbow enthusiast!! He may call himself straight, but we all know that ain’t true. That little.. *gags* f.. ffaaa.. *throws up in mouth slightly*

sigh, faggot.

there.

Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.

Guy: Hey! Is that the gay omega?!

Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!

Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.

Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!

he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality

by irsyri July 18, 2024

Javir

If you were on monkey on Sept 30 and we had a deep convo add my twitter. @Notkhykhy

“ if Javir got a bip he would be a 9”

by Anonymous_k September 30, 2023

Javier escuella

the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever

he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal

'javier escuella is my favourite i even have a pintrest board with 987 pins on him'
'what the fuck'

by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023

Javier Milei

Austin Powers's doppelganger that became President of Argentina. Self described anarcho-capitalist, once cloned his dog and despises communists. Hates the state so much he would shove anything that has to with it up his ass.

I wipe my ass with the state!

- Javier Milei

by TedCruzAteMySon January 31, 2024