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Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
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jack off junky

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.
by HandyHoe January 28, 2017
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Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
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Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively
Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off
by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024
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Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.
Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off
by Fox670z January 16, 2020
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