jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know

don’t be a jack off

by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022

Jacking off

When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence

"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"

by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022

Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023