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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
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Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025
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Judge

Being overly critical or picky over someone
by Theontariomaker November 6, 2022
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Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.
I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!
by noone9991 March 9, 2021
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Zak judge

A sexy man with a huge cock and massive muscles if he comes to your house your mom or sister will be pregnant within hours
Zak judge what are you doing with my mom!

I’m giving you family that’s what
by Tommydaan March 1, 2024
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Judge Mathis

Judge Mathis entered its milestone 20th season on Monday, September 3, 2018, and currently is presiding in his 24th season of the program (2022–23)
by Wendysfg May 13, 2023
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B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023
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