Hamming Out

To drink to the point of intoxication where one starts awkwardly over-sharing their emotional issues in a public setting or via social media.

"Hey mate, stop hamming out and come back to the party"

"Man, Matt's really hamming out tonight"

"Did you see Tony's status update? Dude's totally hamming out"

by Yeah Bear December 3, 2011

Ham Bashing

A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.

Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.

by WC_WEB June 23, 2020

Ham Danglers

A woman's lady bits.

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."

by fragileart January 12, 2010

ham flaps

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.

Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!

by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

Mary Ham

The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.

Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.

by rigbecai June 3, 2019

Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

Ham Juices

The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.

Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!

Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015