I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.

No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi

I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.

by Chyre April 17, 2020

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

Calm

A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.

Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."

A few minutes later...

Girl: "he's so calm."

Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"

by MarvYeezNation October 9, 2024