Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.

"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."

by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016

Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.

David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!

by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Inverted Banjo

When one sexual partner rubs their prolapsed rectum against their partners anus.

Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 4, 2017

invertebratarian

Invertebratarians are people who follow a diet that includes invertebrates and excludes all other animals. In addition to shellfish (clams, mussels, oysters, scallops, shrimp, crab, lobster, etc.), an invertebratarian diet may include vegetables, fruits, nuts, grains, beans, insects, jellyfish, and any other type of meat from an invertebrate.

Person A: Is Joe some sort of vegan or pescatarian?
Person B: Nah, Joe eats invertebrates, but no meat, fish, dairy, or eggs. He's an invertebratarian.

by Ruffy Doofus November 30, 2018

Inverted Pweener

One who had a dick in the front and one in the back. To become an inverted pweener(penis weneer) the person with an I.P. will enter from behind and detach it's penis. The peen will attach itself to a new host and the old one will grow a new one in it's place. This is how they grow. This all must happen while the victim is sleeping. Become an Inverted Pweener like scuba Steve and the scrubbly trools in the curtain.

I had a weird felling last night and now theres a dick in my butt. I guess I'm an Inverted Pweener now

by Trolled_Lemons November 22, 2019

Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

by qualidafial March 21, 2021