The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016

The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019

Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

internet

a place to lose faith in humainty

internet is what you're on

by the cringy girl, lpskatie YT May 27, 2018

internet

something your on right now

I'm on the internet

by fluro films June 22, 2017

internet

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

by natalia o June 11, 2018